Ending the haiku hiatus.

(I dedicate the first one to the four boys who left mud all over the bathroom floor after they showered, used all the TP without asking one of the staff for more, and left a huge mess in the kitchen before going to watch Waterworld really loud in the "living room." Really?? I hate people.)

Give me a bad name
American tourist tools
So done with you all

Don't care where you've been
Don't want to tell my story
Let's just watch TV

Mark your calendars
Jen can't eat any more bread
A historic day

Cuenca, Ecuador
Cuidad muy bonita
Me gusta mucho

Stoic and graceful
Sea turtles under my fins
Silently drifting

White to pink to red
My sunburn has a sunburn
Curse you, gringo genes